Competitive Friend Gifts

"You're a damn sore loser, Lee."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Tension filled the tent.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Mixed Doubles.

The rocket powered skiier

Monica Seles

10 K Tail-Chase

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Ratminton

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

The Salesman

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gloat

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"I love fast break business success."

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."