Competitive Colleague Gifts

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'You'll pay for this.'

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

"Sorry, Hogg is no longer with the firm."

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

International Women's Day

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Boss's Desk Says No!

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

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