Friendly Competitor Gifts

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Mixed Doubles.

'Congratulations! You broke two hundred!'

'BINGO!' 'Please don't! That's 3 games in a row I'm off by 1 number!' ' Stop, Ruby! This is a friendly game!'

'He's trying to figure out a way to miss this putt so his boss can win the match.'

'I understand some of you have 'liked' our opponents on facebook.'

Tennis talking over the net.

"You have to let them win once in a while. Otherwise they are terrible to live with."

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'First, their grass was greener than ours... now their snow is whiter than ours!'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Lawyers annual softball game postponed. "They're still negotiating for who pays for the beer."

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

Thanks for the order, JB. Now, how about another game for real?

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

'And the Graduate finishes last again!'

Cricket.

"It's not a doubles match - you're my opponent!"

'Okay. . . Ready? 1, 2, 3 . . . 'Rock'!'

'C'mon, Yomp, how 'bout a little one - on - one!?'

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

Golfer in the rough sees a sign by his lost ball that reads: SIGN UP FOR LESSONS AT OUR PRO SHOP TODAY!

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"Todd, enough with the ‘race ya to the top’ garbage!"

And in this corner, your "friend" who is always doing just a little bit better than you.

"The All-Star Game is just a fun way to decide which league will host the San Francisco Giants' next championship romp.*"

The Rivalry Begins

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Tension filled the tent.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snail Racing

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."