Peaceful Competitor Gifts

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Mixed Doubles.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

The Unsportables: Relay

Danth battle?

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

The Rivalry Begins

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

' Love and pole vault'

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Foul!"

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

Squash Partners.

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

Space Hopper Rodeo

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'