Peaceful Challenger Gifts

Competitive Meditation.

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'It's a silent protest.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"I'm feeling generous."

Arming teachers...what's the worst that could happen?

'Would it be more economical for them to develop their own comparable product, or steal the competition's formulae and fight it out in the courts?'

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

"£100 spot fine...er, because we don't like your face."

Labour Protests.

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"Before I say anything, I'd like to have my friend, who wants to be a lawyer when he grows up, present"

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

Boxer with glasses.

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

A Nation of Peace

UN climate report

Bet You're Chicken!

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

Conference Against Racism, Intolerance and Exclusion

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits, and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

World Peace

Incompetence treatment center

"I think next year things will really be different."

Asbo Land

Man tending plant on the motorway/freeway