Courageous Challenger Gifts

Bet You're Chicken!

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

The Unsportables: Relay

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

People of Courage

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"Foul!"

"I'm feeling generous."

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"If she was abused, why didn’t she report it?"

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

Boxer with glasses.

'Yes, hon, your stance looks great. However, that's the tee marker. The ball is over here.'

"I hate playing with pros!"

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

You are not allowed to join the army, little buddy. You don't want me getting hurt in war? I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business taking on terrorists. For your information, you're looking at the World Lightweight Champion of Thumb Wrestling, fourteen years running. Not at all the same thing. And my mom said playing video games would never take me anywhere.

6 Yard Dash with only three competitors.

"I gave at the office!"

'It's all in how you look at it -- try thinking of yourself as the world's tallest short guy.'

"No, you may not request a change of venue."

DOH to involve charities in healthcare Provision..."The Wilmington's women's refuge wouldn't normally be our first choice for coronary care but their tender was too cheap to ignore."

'Hey Moses - that's cheating!'

'What is the minimum contribution needed to be considered a philanthropist?'

Competitive Meditation.

'They put me in the slow class - NOW who am I supposed to copy from?'

'I touched my toes once -- Believe me, it's overrated.'

"It's three on one. I say we rush him."

A person offers thoughts and prayers instead of doing something.