Chivalrous Challenger Gifts

"I hate playing with pros!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

Car joust.

Coronavirus Windmills

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Are you cold dear?"

My Knight in shining Armour.

Don Quixote

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'You won!'

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Chivalrous Snowman

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

Knight

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

Sir Cowalot.

Punch Initials - P

There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our little kingdom has ever known.

Romantic Dreams

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'