Chivalrous Challenger T-Shirts

"I hate playing with pros!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

Car joust.

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Coronavirus Windmills

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Don Quixote

"Are you cold dear?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'You won!'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

Chivalrous Snowman

Knight

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

Sir Cowalot.

There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our little kingdom has ever known.

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

Romantic Dreams

Punch Initials - P

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'