Chivalry Chaser T-Shirts

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

Southwark Fair.

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Missing You.

Car joust.

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Coronavirus Windmills

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Are you cold dear?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Letter writing lady.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

My Knight in shining Armour.

Don Quixote

Strive to win!

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"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Happy Champion

Chris Froome

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'You won!'

Tango

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Knight

Chivalrous Snowman

'We're in a hurry.'

Discomfort zone.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.