Chivalrous Adventurer T-Shirts

Fighting the Dragon

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

Car joust.

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Coronavirus Windmills

Don Quixote

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Don Quixote

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Are you cold dear?"

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'You won!'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Knight

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Chivalrous Snowman

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

People of Courage

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

Sir Cowalot.

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