Champion Of Chivalry T-Shirts

"You might like my daughter. She's single and desperate too."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

Car joust.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Coronavirus Windmills

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

"Are you cold dear?"

Don Quixote

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

My Knight in shining Armour.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

I want to hold your hand

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'You won!'

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Knight

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Chivalrous Snowman

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

Lancelot put to the Test.