Chivalry Seeker Gifts

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

Warrior Woman

Missing You.

Car joust.

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Coronavirus Windmills

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Don Quixote

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Are you cold dear?"

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'You won!'

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Chivalrous Snowman

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

Knight

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Sir Cowalot.

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.