Civility Seeker Gifts

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Warrior Woman

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Collective Psyche

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

'I have to answer this e-mail from the boss. Can you wait in the hallway for a few minutes? I need my cyberspace.'

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Working from OM.

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Feathered frenzy

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

It was one of those long meetings where we all agree on the destination but insist on giving our own directions.

"At last - no Trump."

Just in time

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

Arabian island

'So, your anger management class is working?'

It doesn't exist in Iran.

Amongst the rush.

Donald Trump

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."