Civility Advocate Gifts

Civil discourse

'Entering Washington, DC. Congressional 'civility' level: undetectable.'

Omnibus crashing into a cab but both drivers being very polite

'It's like going on a diet. You don't get fat overnight, so you can't expect to lose it all overnight.'

'Yes, Ms Worthy, I know pointing is rude, but it's important that we identify your attacker to the court.'

'My opponent, who promises to abstain from candidate bashing, is 'too nice for politics'.'

'You say you'd like to volunteer to be number 13...to bring some civility to the group?'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Be kind"

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"I don't leave home without it!"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

'Senator, maybe you should be more DISCREET about all this.'

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Tree and bear hugging.

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

Animal cosmetic testing

Self Serve Road Repair.

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"