Courageous Challenger Pillows

Bet You're Chicken!

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

The Unsportables: Relay

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

People of Courage

"Foul!"

"I'm feeling generous."

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

"If she was abused, why didn’t she report it?"

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

Boxer with glasses.

"I hate playing with pros!"

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

'It's all in how you look at it -- try thinking of yourself as the world's tallest short guy.'

"No, you may not request a change of venue."

"I gave at the office!"

6 Yard Dash with only three competitors.

DOH to involve charities in healthcare Provision..."The Wilmington's women's refuge wouldn't normally be our first choice for coronary care but their tender was too cheap to ignore."

'Hey Moses - that's cheating!'

Competitive Meditation.

'What is the minimum contribution needed to be considered a philanthropist?'

'They put me in the slow class - NOW who am I supposed to copy from?'

"It's three on one. I say we rush him."

'I touched my toes once -- Believe me, it's overrated.'

A person offers thoughts and prayers instead of doing something.

"I would give you money but you need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps."