Cheerful Challenger Pillows

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

"I'm feeling generous."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

The Unsportables: Relay

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"Foul!"

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

"Good morning, world!"

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"I hate playing with pros!"

'Yes, hon, your stance looks great. However, that's the tee marker. The ball is over here.'

Bet You're Chicken!

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

Wine and Stripes

"No, you may not request a change of venue."

6 Yard Dash with only three competitors.

You are not allowed to join the army, little buddy. You don't want me getting hurt in war? I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business taking on terrorists. For your information, you're looking at the World Lightweight Champion of Thumb Wrestling, fourteen years running. Not at all the same thing. And my mom said playing video games would never take me anywhere.

I survived the Covid Pandemic Walk-A-Thon

"You mean I was cheering for a concussion?"

Lady completely covered in tattoos except her bottom which reads 'Advertisement'

Competitive Meditation.

'Did we sock it to someone today, sir?'

'The way I look at it, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'

'They put me in the slow class - NOW who am I supposed to copy from?'

"It's three on one. I say we rush him."