Cheerful Challenger Prints

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

"I'm feeling generous."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

The Unsportables: Relay

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"Foul!"

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

"Good morning, world!"

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"I hate playing with pros!"

Bet You're Chicken!

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

6 Yard Dash with only three competitors.

Wine and Stripes

"No, you may not request a change of venue."

I survived the Covid Pandemic Walk-A-Thon

Lady completely covered in tattoos except her bottom which reads 'Advertisement'

"You mean I was cheering for a concussion?"

Competitive Meditation.

'Did we sock it to someone today, sir?'

'The way I look at it, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'

'They put me in the slow class - NOW who am I supposed to copy from?'

"It's three on one. I say we rush him."

A person offers thoughts and prayers instead of doing something.

"Oh cheer up - it might never happen..!"