Cheeky Challenger Prints

'They put me in the slow class - NOW who am I supposed to copy from?'

"No, you may not request a change of venue."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Sticking out tongue

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

'Big Issue!'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Your dump or mine..?"

"I'm feeling generous."

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Clean Fill Wanted

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"