Cheeky Cardio Champion Prints

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Sticking out tongue

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"Your dump or mine..?"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

Clean Fill Wanted

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Rat with a suggestion for a messy kitchen.