Cheeky Cardio Champion Gifts

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Sticking out tongue

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

"Your dump or mine..?"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Big Issue!'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."

Clean Fill Wanted

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'