Cheeky Challenger Gifts

'They put me in the slow class - NOW who am I supposed to copy from?'

"No, you may not request a change of venue."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Sticking out tongue

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"Your dump or mine..?"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"I'm feeling generous."

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

Clean Fill Wanted

'I thought I'd copy my C.V. while the boss is out of the office!'

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."