Cheeky Competitor Gifts

What I love most about this course are the little pencils they give you to keep score. They have erasers.'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

How to distract your opposition on the golf course (farting).

Man using telescope to play darts.

Cheating golfer.

Sack Race Cheat.

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

'Your shoe's untied.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Danth battle?

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

The Unsportables: Relay

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Sticking out tongue

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Foul!"

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

Umbrella fight.

'Do I have anything to say before you pass sentence? Yes, but you go first. My remarks depend on what the sentence is.'