Cheeky Competitor Pillows

What I love most about this course are the little pencils they give you to keep score. They have erasers.'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

How to distract your opposition on the golf course (farting).

Man using telescope to play darts.

Cheating golfer.

Sack Race Cheat.

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

'Your shoe's untied.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Danth battle?

The Unsportables: Relay

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Sticking out tongue

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"Foul!"

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'