Cheeky Champions Pillows

"I don't want to be empowered - I want to be sassy."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Sticking out tongue

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

The Height of Impudence.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Your dump or mine..?"

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Clean Fill Wanted

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"

"No, you may not request a change of venue."

Rat with a suggestion for a messy kitchen.