Cheeky Champions Pillows

"I don't want to be empowered - I want to be sassy."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Sticking out tongue

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

The Height of Impudence.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

'Big Issue!'

"Your dump or mine..?"

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."

Clean Fill Wanted

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"

Rat with a suggestion for a messy kitchen.