Cheeky Charmers Pillows

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'Sign here please.'

"So baby, how about coming back to mine for a quick roll in the shit?"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Sticking out tongue

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

The Height of Impudence.

"Your dump or mine..?"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Wanna chill at my place?"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Rosie Cheeks

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Easter Island

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

Clean Fill Wanted

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

"I'm doing well at school. My teacher says I've got an answer for everything."

Football Fantasies

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'