For The Cheeky Charmer Pillows

Rosie Cheeks

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Do you come here often?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Sticking out tongue

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Your dump or mine..?"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"Wanna chill at my place?"

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Snake Charmer

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

'I adore a man of many parts.'

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

"Do you play?"

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

Clean Fill Wanted

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"