For The Cheeky Charmer Mugs

Rosie Cheeks

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Do you come here often?'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Sticking out tongue

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Wanna chill at my place?"

"Your dump or mine..?"

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Big Issue!'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'I adore a man of many parts.'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

Snake Charmer

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

"Do you play?"

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'

"I'm doing well at school. My teacher says I've got an answer for everything."

Good afternoon, Sir. Did you know a canvasser becomes frustrated and violent every 24 minutes in this country?