Playful Charmer Mugs

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

Christmas Bra.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Rude Snowpeople

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'Shuck me.'

'Do you come here often?'

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

Sticking out tongue

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Cupid

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"Your dump or mine..?"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Rosie Cheeks

Snake Charmer

"You have a date with Tim Jones? Really? You're so wicked: he's at least a day younger than you!"

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'You've played Pooh sticks right?'

'Come on inside, baby. Let me show you where the magic happens.'

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'