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'I'm a good boy twenty four hours a day. The waking hours are the hardest.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Sticking out tongue

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Big Issue!'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

"Your dump or mine..?"

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

Clean Fill Wanted

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

A devil cat warms itself in front of the fire.

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

'I've never seen such a big sausage!'

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"