Cheeky Charm Admirer Pillows

'I'm a good boy twenty four hours a day. The waking hours are the hardest.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Sticking out tongue

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Your dump or mine..?"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

'I've never seen such a big sausage!'

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

Clean Fill Wanted

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."