Awkward Charm Admirer Pillows

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

Falstaff

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"'A', I'm adorable."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

A mad scientist.

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

The Neighbours from Hell....

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

Hadleyville Has-Beens

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

I make the aquaintance of Miss Mowcher

My Name is Lucky.

Quilp's grotesque politeness

'So now I've got a dollar burning a hole in my pocket...'

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

'Oh great, here comes that creepy guy from entomology class!'

Car Salesman

"I'll take this book. A buddy recommended it to me. . . no idea why. Holy crap! You're one helluva hot chick!!"

'I'm not very good at chatting up beautiful women so I'm trying my hand with ordinary ones.'

Grave robber meet-cute

Me, myself and I.