Awkward Flirt Enthusiast Pillows

'So now I've got a dollar burning a hole in my pocket...'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

You are my sunshine!

In Desperate Straits.

'Shuck me.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Love in Boom

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

Sexy Slot Machine

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

"I'm curious. Why did you toss a coin just before you came over here and asked us if we'd like a drink?"

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

'Are you flirting with me?'

'Don't look now Muriel. But that Polyphemus guy has been giving you the eye all night.'

"I could get lost in your eyes."