Awkward Flirtation Fan Pillows

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'I think I've scored.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Remarkably Richmond

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

OMG UR HOT

'I can't bear to be without you.'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Love in Boom

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Homophone Encounter

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'Another martini please.'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"