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"This is my first drink of the day."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Remarkably Richmond

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Homophone Encounter

"So, do you come here often?"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

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'I can't bear to be without you.'

'Silent type, eh?'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

A complimentary biscuit

'Another martini please.'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"