Quirky Flirtations Fan Prints

"This is my first drink of the day."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Remarkably Richmond

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"So, do you come here often?"

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'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Homophone Encounter

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'Silent type, eh?'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

A complimentary biscuit

"She said don't forget the straw."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.