Flirtatious Fan Pillows

'Permission to flirt with the witness, your honor?'

'My wife is out of town for a few days.'

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'I think I've scored.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

You make me feel like dancing!

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

Remarkably Richmond

'Did you say psst?.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'I can't bear to be without you.'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Tango

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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Homophone Encounter

'Silent type, eh?'