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'Permission to flirt with the witness, your honor?'

'My wife is out of town for a few days.'

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'I think I've scored.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'Did you say psst?.'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

You make me feel like dancing!

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Remarkably Richmond

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Tango

'I can't bear to be without you.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

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