Awkward Flirtation Fan Mugs

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'I think I've scored.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Did you say psst?.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Remarkably Richmond

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Homophone Encounter

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Love in Boom

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'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Another martini please.'