Awkward Flirt Enthusiast Gifts

'So now I've got a dollar burning a hole in my pocket...'

You are my sunshine!

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

In Desperate Straits.

'Shuck me.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Love in Boom

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Sexy Slot Machine

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

"I'm curious. Why did you toss a coin just before you came over here and asked us if we'd like a drink?"

Man wearing t-shirt with "As seen" slogan

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

'Don't look now Muriel. But that Polyphemus guy has been giving you the eye all night.'

'Are you flirting with me?'