Awkward Flirt Fan Gifts

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

You are my sunshine!

'I think I've scored.'

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'Shuck me.'

Love in Boom

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

Sexy Slot Machine

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"I'm curious. Why did you toss a coin just before you came over here and asked us if we'd like a drink?"

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'Don't look now Muriel. But that Polyphemus guy has been giving you the eye all night.'

'Are you flirting with me?'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"It's taken care of - they all chipped in!"

'Why, Mr. Gallagher, splattery will get you everywhere!'

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance