Awkward Flirt Fan Gifts

'Hi. I'm Major Fixer-Upper.'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

You are my sunshine!

'I think I've scored.'

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Shuck me.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Love in Boom

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

Sexy Slot Machine

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

"I'm curious. Why did you toss a coin just before you came over here and asked us if we'd like a drink?"

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

'Are you flirting with me?'

'Don't look now Muriel. But that Polyphemus guy has been giving you the eye all night.'

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

"I could get lost in your eyes."

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance