Cheeky Charmer Pillows

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

"Just popping next door to borrow a cuppa sugar."

Sticking out tongue

"I'm not wearing any thermal underwear."

"Your dump or mine..?"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Do you take anything off for cash?"

"A gorgeous redhead with a lovely smile."

"Talk back to me when i speak to you! And where's that evil little smirk I love?"

Clean Fill Wanted

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'Hello? My eyes are down here.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

It's the thought that counts! You devil!

'Are we going to allow that date to end that way? Hell no!'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'How about a date tonight?. . . Well, how about tomorrow then?'

'Take no notice -he thinks he's God's gift to lady bus drivers!'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

The Height of Impudence.

Rosie Cheeks

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

"Wanna chill at my place?"

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'