Cheeky Companion Pillows

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Sticking out tongue

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

The Height of Impudence.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"Your dump or mine..?"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

"Wanna chill at my place?"

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

"I'm doing well at school. My teacher says I've got an answer for everything."

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

Clean Fill Wanted