Cheeky Flirt Pillows

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

"Forget aboout a second date. While you were in the restroom, our cute waiter asked me out."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Sticking out tongue

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'Big Issue!'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

"Wanna chill at my place?"

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

"Your dump or mine..?"

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

Easter Island

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)