Cheeky Flirt Pillows

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

"Forget aboout a second date. While you were in the restroom, our cute waiter asked me out."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Sticking out tongue

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

"Your dump or mine..?"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Wanna chill at my place?"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

Easter Island

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"He said his first word today - pubbies!"

"I'm doing well at school. My teacher says I've got an answer for everything."