Cheeky Flirter Pillows

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'Do you come here often?'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Sticking out tongue

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Wanna go out?"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Wanna chill at my place?"

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Your dump or mine..?"

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"