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"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'Do you come here often?'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Wanna go out?"

Sticking out tongue

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Wanna chill at my place?"

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

"Your dump or mine..?"

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Big Issue!'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Good afternoon, Sir. Did you know a canvasser becomes frustrated and violent every 24 minutes in this country?

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'