Geeky Flirts Pillows

Dating computers.

"Talk nerdy to me."

Right click for yes...

Sexual chemistry set

The Digital Family

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

The Smartass Phone

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

Carbon Dating.

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

"You really know how to push my buttons."

"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

"This is my first drink of the day."

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

Flirtation

'You're not a bad catch considering you're a tiddler!'

Computer dating: 'You look kind of cute.'

An action figure, from the gentleman.

Chips That Pass in the Night

"Sure, buddy, I'll visit your website, but I won't accept your cookies."