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On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Sexual chemistry set

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

Carbon Dating.

Spud dating.

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'It didn't work out. We got along great, but our phones were incompatible.'

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

'You must be Olivia.'

Augmented reality check

"So tell me again where you're from."

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

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