Geeky Friend Pillows

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

Alpha males through the ages!

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Star Wars convention...

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."