Geeky Friend Gifts

"Nope, not under the cushion. Siri, where else do you think my remote could be?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Mac OS 20

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Board Game Hunter

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

Alpha males through the ages!

Star Wars convention...

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Recycling bin for iPads.

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

Geek on Wheaties Box.

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."