Geekdom Enthusiast Gifts

PALE AND WAN. PLEASE HELP.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Board Game Hunter

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

Star Wars convention...

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Alpha males through the ages!

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Young Geeks.

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Geek on Wheaties Box.

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'

Computer Gamers.

Nethead strip: Dates

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."